tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post5192992217691878274..comments2010-08-02T14:00:05.514-07:00Comments on Dancing on the Edge: The Three MusesZaphodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14973346188124969552noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-25067471572507612112009-08-26T07:20:27.473-07:002009-08-26T07:20:27.473-07:00I think that someone has too much time on their ha...I think that someone has too much time on their hands.Zaphodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14973346188124969552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-64772260509235175692009-08-25T19:38:54.585-07:002009-08-25T19:38:54.585-07:00OH, and since Andy knows how to clean animals, we ...OH, and since Andy knows how to clean animals, we can have him clean you out, and we can just pour in some formaldahyde. And since Mom knows how to make leper bandages we can wrap you in those, perhaps give you an Egyptian burial...and I have plenty of crochet hooks to pull your brain out your nose. You DO have canopic jars somewhere, don't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-50383469372031027412009-08-25T19:34:01.442-07:002009-08-25T19:34:01.442-07:00And since we have a family band, you wouldn't ...And since we have a family band, you wouldn't have to hire out for post-funeral festivities. Becky and Victor could cook everything (authentic Mexican food, you know, reminicent of your missionary days). Wow! This is going to be fun! Well, not for you, but who is the funeral really for anyway?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-22964104622993182602009-08-25T19:31:44.974-07:002009-08-25T19:31:44.974-07:00Hey! There you go! All seven children who were als...Hey! There you go! All seven children who were also formal students. You will have a very efficient funeral. :) Maybe the presiding bishop will also be your son, and the hearse will be from a family business (volunteers, anyone?). I bet Jeremy could construct some sort of metalic coffin made from old car parts--which would be fitting considering the hemachromatosis...and by then we could have your back yard zoned for a burial spot! And then you would never have to leave the house! I bet I could make you up real perty, that way we wouldn't have to pay a mortitian to do your make-up. :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-57157630639974420252009-08-25T11:30:57.381-07:002009-08-25T11:30:57.381-07:00Both Becky and Jenny drove to USC while I was ther...Both Becky and Jenny drove to USC while I was there to attend the night classes that I taught. I know Jenny did and I think that Becky came with her.Zaphodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14973346188124969552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-11300187259993489992009-08-25T10:08:37.853-07:002009-08-25T10:08:37.853-07:00I can think of one person who would probably show ...I can think of one person who would probably show up at your funeral...Clad in a Gandalf the Grey costume. I think that he was the only man you EVER told me under no circumstances must I associate with (I won't mention names just in case he blog stalks you). <br />Well, if nothing else, you will have five former students go to your funeral. I think the only people who missed out on your religion classes were Becky and Jenny, but I could be wrong.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-83826804849338533412009-08-25T07:09:23.729-07:002009-08-25T07:09:23.729-07:00I was merciful to you all. It takes a lot of young...I was merciful to you all. It takes a lot of young adult stamina to be able to endure much of IJB's style of teaching. Be grateful that I didn't pick up any of my health teacher's bad habits.Zaphodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14973346188124969552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8910673227706778416.post-39517500104716234802009-08-24T21:03:35.671-07:002009-08-24T21:03:35.671-07:00I think some of that lively teaching style would h...I think some of that lively teaching style would have come in handy during our Family Home Evenings when your children were young. I don't seem to recall anything like that when you were home. (Aside from the pithy jokes that abounded at dinner time.)Katscratchmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01778217819266820697noreply@blogger.com